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Michael Stevenson's Missions

Mission Name Date Outcome Summary Actions
CC1 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He threw radishes at knights who were trying to eat him.

CC2 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He solved a penguin's gastrointestinal issues by throwing a watermelon at their stomach

CC3 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He hit the side of a barn that was trying to run away

CC4 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He won Jeopardy against a 2nd grader

CC5 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

Helped a parallel universe version of himself kill a rival mob boss

CC6 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He threw an avocado into a jet engine and crashed it

CC7 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He found a red panda

CC8 Offscreen Nov 2, 2026 Success

He ran a half marathon backwards. (he cheated)