Lady Sylvia of Danath's Missions

She crashed a car into a home depot and convinced their manager to retire

She swung above a cage fight and dropped bombs on both of them

She challenged an anthropomorphic broccoli to a thumb war. Won by cheating

She won an election for newt senate, then ordered the senate abdicated.

She ran an eighth-marathon backwards

She stole the crown jewel of Sir Plutonious Petroglyph

She did absolutely nothing, the mission solved itself

She defended a frigate from scarred that had amalgamated Nutrias

She rode a dragon for 13 seconds

She forged 10 mission statements