The Very Hungry Gecko
Mission Details
Date: Saturday, August 8th 2026, 12:08 PM
Conduit: Meekable
Status: success
Focus Words: Really? Right in front of my galvanized square steel, Go ahead and destroy AI data centers Godzilla make people happy, Metaphysics, Lizard.
Mission Statement
The dense city of Metalville is under attack by a creature with an insatiable appetite for metal, named by the media as The Gigagecko ("Gigako" for short). The more metal this creature eats, the bigger and tougher it gets. It is seemingly impossible to kill as military equipment could not even stop or penetrate the beast. At this point it has eaten metal from a dozen blocks in the city, growing to the size of a car. Your mission: Stop the creature from eating more of the city. If is considered a mission failure if it eats the metal from 3 more blocks. Additional notes:
- Metalville is best described as late 80s New York City.
- The Gigako looks like a dopey-looking lizard, but despite its docile face its appetite is ravenous. It has been seen switching between on all four legs and being bipedal.
Mission Summary
The Agents, Suzie the Hotshot, Takemaru the Delinquent, Racom the Inventor, and Preston the Gunslinger, arrived, witnessing a giant lizard eating all the metal stuff on a block. Suzie and Racom immediately depart in her trusty ride to locate a pet shop while the others fight the lizard.
Suzie and Racom manage to buy 100 lizards and make a "Lizborghini," a lizard-powered paper-mache craft, as well as crafting a potent lizard-repelling peppermint grenade.
They reunite with the group, and manage to scare off the lizard with a point-blank peppermint bomb amidst much fighting.
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Characters
- Takemaru unregistered
- Racom unregistered
- Preston unregistered