Civil Discourse

Deliver this briefcase without opening it to Lord Gabriel who resides in the heart of his citadel, the Second Holdout of the Alliance

Dan and Tortilla arrived at the gates of the Second Holdout of the Alliance. They announced to the guards that they wished to enter, but gave a very suspicious description of their suitcase they were delivering, causing it to be suspected of being a bomb. After some chaos, a guard was assigned to carry the briefcase for them, as they were allowed to face the trial of the Second Holdout.
     For the first test, Dan was chosen to give a haircut to an audience member and he won the haircut contest with a design based on a German historical figure of negative reputation against the bald soldier because he made that guy bald and it was illegal to have three bald people in the same room so he was shoved into a pit of death.
     In the next room, there were sawblades moving above a conveyer belt. After a futile attack from a sudden assailant who appeared to be a clone of Dan, who fell into a portal, Tortilla returned to the first room and consigned an audience member to test the blades, which they easily passed through.
     Following that, there was a debate stage, and Tortilla Shapiro debated Gretchen over whether women or men were more traditional. He ended up providing such a high volume of facts and logic that Gretchen gave up, but as their backs are turned she attempted to shoot them with a sniper rifle. Tortilla disarmed her with a hot sauce packet and took her rifle.
     In the final room, a rather chaotic scene took place. Lord Gabriel demanded that the agents bring him the briefcase, and informed them that as their lord of portals he has disabled their teleport. He then summoned his three minions who work for him but Dan succeeded in barricading them out. Tortilla casts a veneer upon Lord Gabriel and yells “Bomb!”
     Panicking, lord Gabriel summons counter terrorists who are children just as terrorists who are also children rush into the building. They engage in a water gun war, but as Tortilla magnifies the illusion, the counter terrorists dogpile the Lord and he caves to the pressure allowing the agents to leave. After they leave a terrorist picks up the sniper rifle and shoots him.

• Dan unregistered
• Tortilla Shapiro unregistered