Chumps Walk the Plank

Ahoy, valued shareholder mateys!

The Biting Edge Industries family couldn’t be prouder to announce the upcoming release of our new AGI Model, Chum Unlimited! We have programmed this model to optimize shareholder dividends at all costs! (and solve world hunger on the side) We invite you here to The Tooth for our official launch party!(Admission- 5 Civillions per person). All guests will receive a complementary Chumpod! Nibble Away!

• Kevin O: Biting Edge Industries Chief Executive Officer

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Attendant’s Notes:

The tooth is a large AI facility ran by Biting Edge Industries, a major power in the SigmaMaxx Corporatocracy.

A whistleblower recently resigned from the board and raised concerns about safety tests that have been ignored. He has left behind his “Shark’s suit,” which will grant one agent additional clearance but also potentially negative attention from jealous employees.

Your mission is to negotiate with the board of sharks and convince them to cancel the release of Chum Unlimited

The agents, Miems the Charlatan, Tel the Postman/Wanderer and Janny the asp Barkeep arrive at the Tooth, Hq or biting edge industries. The get inside thanks to Tel’s credentials, receiving chum pods with pirate AIs as gifts, and meet an overly enthusiastic chum fan.

On the second floor they meet Gary, a manager who is jealous of Tel, but is swayed into helping them into the server room on the third floor. There Tel hacks it, revealing that it needs to be further hacked in the basement, accessed by slide from the top floor. Janny splashes a potion that makes it no longer speak in a pirate accent. Miems poses as chief of security and causes a distraction allowing the others to proceed up to the top floor.

There they confront the execs, the ceo being Tel’s uncle. He reveals that he’d been spying on the party through the chumpods given out at the beginning. A brawl ensues, that continues down the slide into the server room. There, the agents successfully manage to overpower the guards and execs and disable the ai.

• Janny unregistered
• Tel unregistered
• Miems unregistered