Planetary Assblasting

The Microplanets of Parfait and Crumpet, inhabited by the peaceful Kriller stargazers, have been trapped in a linear snare by the mechamoon Donkulus III ! The moon has sent out a simple message “Your civilization will be destroyed shortly. You will pay for your crimes.” You will port into Parfait Village, the primary settlement of the Krillers. Your mission is to investigate and stave off the threat posed by Donkulus III, ensuring that Parfait Village remains mostly intact.

The Agents, Belatrix the Brainiac and Warhorf the Shonen arrived at Parfait Village. They rocketed/teleport dashed over to the moon of crumpet where they had a legendary battle against the B.D.N.K.D.N.K Unit, complete with fire breath and a glue cannon in its ass. In the end, Warhorf was able to give it a good assblasting with his ultimate strike and it turned out the robot had mistook "Krillers" for "Killers"

• Warhorf unregistered
• Belatrix unregistered