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Banjo muffins

Mission Details

Date: Thursday, August 13th 2026, 5:08 AM

Conduit: mushroomplant

Status: success

Focus Words: pavment, Take Care ... Beware of the Dog. focus word https://www.facebook.com/reel/1056474360319258

Mission Statement

Mission Statement:
There is a minor issue in the small town of Readyview. The Vice-Archdiety of the Enclave, -REDACTED-, recently left his dog Banjo unattended. Banjo slipped through a teleporter, and is now terrorizing the town. This is rather inconvenient, seeing as he is over 40 feet tall, is incredibly hyperactive, has a supercanine sense of smell, and possesses "divine plot armor" that shields him from all harm.
The Enclave suspects that Banjo invaded this particular inchoasis due to his strong penchant for MacGuffin Muffins (McMuffins for short). We've received a report that he has already trashed the factory here that makes them (an operation run by a local mob with major sway over the town's economy). Reports say that he has eaten every last MacMuffin they have made, and production will not be able to resume until this issue is resolved. The Enclave has one box of McMuffins left in its reserve which will be provided to you for this mission.
Agents, you have two Objectives.
Objective One: Deliver a McMuffin to three clients
-Clean Robert
-Captain Scobie II
-Antonio Alto
Objective Two: Subdue and Placate Banjo so that he may be safely teleported out and returned to his owner.

Mission Summary

Ran around and road around avoiding the dog and delivering things to people. Koko cursed out the boys and Antonio.

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