Hippobottom of the Sea
Mission Details
Date: Sunday, July 26th 2026, 4:07 PM
Conduit: Rich
Status: success
Focus Words: These Eyes Got Hands, Orange-slinging teen-hating old man, Sometimes you just gotta whack the printer into doing what you want, Hippo Highway
Mission Statement
The town of Santa Lucia has always attracted more than its share of problems. First, that narco-terrorist decided to build his compound nearby. Then they had to endure the international task force that finally took him down. With that guy gone, some mad scientist nut claimed the island in the river delta as his own micronation and yet another international task force had to come get rid of that guy.
Now with hippos running amok everywhere, a spike in missing pets and livestock and an alarming number of UFO sightings, the international task force won’t even take their calls. So they have reached out to the Enclave.
Your mission is to discover what is behind all of these strange occurrences and stop them from happening.
Mission Summary
The agents, Racom the Inventor, Suzie the Hotshot, Wolfgang the Thunderbird, and Augustin the Oceanographer, arrived near the town. Suzie grabbed a car and they followed the trail of hippos to a warehouse they had been spotted at.
They gathered some info from townsfolk, then Suzie and Augustin made their way underwater while Racom and Wolfgang went to an island.
The latter two found an abandoned base and fought off many hippos.
Suzie and Augustin dove deep underwater, Suzie made a hippopotamobile, stuck a rocket in its ass and crashed it, then Augustin broke a bunch of printers.
Mission Success
Characters
- Wolfgang unregistered
- Racom unregistered
- Augustin unregistered