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Ionis's Missions

Mission Name Date Outcome Summary Actions
Penny's Penguin Problems Jul 7, 2026 Success

(Testimony by Hot Pocket)

I had some yummy trash and then I went to the circus. There were penguins and yummy fish that made me think more. There was a smelly guy who offered me spicy honey and then I yelled in his megaphone and then there was a spooky guy, but he was no match for the great Hot Pocket! Oh, and I learned how to salsa dance from a penguin!

We went to the fish store and then we raided a building that had some guards in it (again no match for me) and then Ionis let me drive his car but I burped so loud I broke the windows. Then we got the penguins out of the circus using a big car and poop bombs.

Penny's Penguin Problems Jul 7, 2026 Success -
JCN and the Glowing Algorithm Jun 6, 2026 Pending -
Birth of a New Evolution May 22, 2026 Pending -
Migration of Chime Island May 17, 2026 Pending -
Lizard Brain Apr 26, 2026 Pending -
Fungal Fever Mar 8, 2026 Success -
Quantum Leap-idoptera Jan 10, 2026 Success

Quantum Moths