Ionis's Missions
| Mission Name | Date | Outcome | Summary | Actions |
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| Penny's Penguin Problems | Jul 7, 2026 | Success | (Testimony by Hot Pocket) I had some yummy trash and then I went to the circus. There were penguins and yummy fish that made me think more. There was a smelly guy who offered me spicy honey and then I yelled in his megaphone and then there was a spooky guy, but he was no match for the great Hot Pocket! Oh, and I learned how to salsa dance from a penguin! We went to the fish store and then we raided a building that had some guards in it (again no match for me) and then Ionis let me drive his car but I burped so loud I broke the windows. Then we got the penguins out of the circus using a big car and poop bombs. |
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| Penny's Penguin Problems | Jul 7, 2026 | Success | - | |
| JCN and the Glowing Algorithm | Jun 6, 2026 | Pending | - | |
| Birth of a New Evolution | May 22, 2026 | Pending | - | |
| Migration of Chime Island | May 17, 2026 | Pending | - | |
| Lizard Brain | Apr 26, 2026 | Pending | - | |
| Fungal Fever | Mar 8, 2026 | Success | - | |
| Quantum Leap-idoptera | Jan 10, 2026 | Success | Quantum Moths |