Banjo Muffins

There is a minor issue in the small town of Readyview. The Vice-Archdiety of the Enclave, -REDACTED-, recently left his dog Banjo unattended. Banjo slipped through a teleporter, and is now terrorizing the town. This is rather inconvenient, seeing as he is over 40 feet tall, is incredibly hyperactive, has a supercanine sense of smell, and possesses "divine plot armor" that shields him from all harm.

The Enclave suspects that Banjo invaded this particular inchoasis due to his strong penchant for MacGuffin Muffins (McMuffins for short). We've received a report that he has already trashed the factory here that makes them (an operation run by a local mob with major sway over the town's economy). Reports say that he has eaten every last MacMuffin they have made, and production will not be able to resume until this issue is resolved. The Enclave has one box of McMuffins left in its reserve which will be provided to you for this mission.

Agents, you have two Objectives.

Objective One: Deliver a McMuffin to three clients
-Clean Robert
-Captain Scobie II
-Antonio Alto

Objective Two: Subdue and Placate Banjo so that he may be safely teleported out and returned to his owner.

The agents, Koko the Hotshot, Tel the Postman and Belatrix the Braniac arrived on the outskirts of the town. They could see the signs of destruction that Banjo had already left in his wake. They did some investigating and found out that their clients were as follows: Clean Robert- a neat freak hermit who lived in the sea, Captain Scobie II- a self-proclaimed detective seeking to expose the ruse behind Banjo, and Antonio Alto- the leader of the mob that has a large amount of influence around this area.

Koko drives the agents down to the beach, performing some crazy stunts to navigate through the traffic trying to escape the havoc. There Belatrix rigs a drone to deliver one of the muffins in a sealed container to Clean Robert, who lives in a pineapple air freshener under the sea with many sponges. Unfortunately, this caught the attention of Banjo, who came galavanting in with banjo music blaring from his collar! Tel recognized him from the times that he himself had delivered packages to the Vice Archdiety of the Enclave. Combined with the distraction of Koko turning her car into a chew toy, Tel was able to navigate climbing the dog and activate the collar to emergency ping Banjo out. Unfortunately this was on a delay.

The agents commandeered the van of Captain Scobie, gave him his muffin and made their way to the mob compound. Stern words to the mob guards from Koko allowed Tel and Belatrix to sneak in. Belatrix shot off a bomb and Tel snuck into Antonio Alto's mansion. He gave Tel his muffin and Belatrix ended up fixing the muffin factory he owned as well as the local hospital.

Badges Pinged

• Koko "The fang"

• Tel the Postman unregistered
• Belatrix unregistered