Drunk Drill-Driving Dwarf Derby

The kingdom of Mamkuldor is known for a lot of things: Its populace of dwarves, its large-scale mining operations, its strong alcohols and its construction of odd mechanical "wonders". In recent years, one particular such wonder has become quite popular: vehicles powered by magic and moving by themselves, with no need of horses.

These "Racs", as they have become called, can move quite fast. One drunken idea led to some experimentation, and a new sport was created: Underground Rac-race-drilling. The rules are simple: each contestant has a self-built rac that is equipped with a large drill at the front. The goal is to be the first to finish a race from one point to another. Fighting fellow contestants is allowed, and creating one's own shortcuts is even encouraged!

The race is broadcast across many magiscreens all across the kingdom. Enter Hemit Merrybringer, a rather young dwarf at only 60 years old. He has built himself a Rac and wants to make a name for himself in this race, but is not confident in his abilities.. and also has no co-racer. So, he has requested the Enclave's help. Your goal is to ensure that Hemit wins this race. One of you may be allowed to join him as his co-racer.

The Agents, Sir William the Charlatan and Cornelius the Asp. Vice Conduit arrived, got some of the competition drunk, and then Sir William got in the car with Hemit as Cornelius observed. Through various antics, fighting, and surprise monsters, Sir William was able to take over and pilot the craft to a gold medal finish!

• Cornelius unregistered
• Sir William unregistered