Untrainedwreck

you are being sent to the Space Installation Allegro 7 - a set of 9 Massive Rings (each approx. 5 Miles in Diameter) whose insides host lush livable biomes. Each Ring Sports its own Biome and Culture - with a massive Backbone connecting them all. For Ages, the Ringdwellers had lived peacfully, until one day a Massive Attack was launched on them by outsiders, not only destroying most of the Backbone but also deploying a Virus, which greatly crippled the Widely used electronic communication systems, rendering the inhabitants who had intermingled for a while unable to understand the languages of other Rings than their own. To re-establish Order to this Chaos, the Legion of the Wolf quickly seized power and established a new Lingua Franca, which was mainly based on interjecting Howls mid-sentence. They also established Caravans travelling the remnants of the Backbone to connect the Rings, allowing for a bare minimum of Sustenance and even Society to work. While this seems rosy, the new World Order is built on several incovenient truths. For one, a lot of Slave Labour is involved, and for another one, such labour may or may not be exported from one Ring to another. One of those "Goods" is the young man Jeremiah, who (allegedly) was "taken" from his hometown on Ring 3 and is enroute to Ring 4, being relocated to the Cantoor Maximians Palace. Objective: Free Jeremiah and bring him to relative Safety Port-In Location: Loading Dock 5, Ring 3

(Testimony from Hot Pocket)

I went in the big grey food room and I defeated the evil hammock that kept me from the food crates! There was a big shiny light and then I found some more pastries in crates. A big drunk stoat burped really loud and then I also burped really loud! I ate more pastries and then I was on a train, and then I'm pretty sure we won the mission! I celebrated by giving everyone presents: A cool gizmo for the rat driver guys, some booze for the drunk stoat, and some sticky stuff from the bottom of the crate for the cool lizard. She made some glue and then there was a wolf guy. I said hi but he wasn't very nice. I dropped down eventually and made a scare-raccoon to terrify anyone else who would come in. I slipped on some slippery slime but I used my trusty rock and then threw it at the mean wolf guy. Then I threw more rocks at the mean wolf guy.

After that I ate seven pumpkin pies!

• Hot Pocket unregistered
• The Mischief (Salt and Pepper) unregistered
• Ragnar unregistered
• Jaque unregistered