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The Sun, The Night, And the BULLETS

Mission Details

Date: Saturday, September 26th 2026, 5:12 PM

Conduit: Rich D

Status: success

Focus Words: Our Sun is a Nibbler, Debts Called In, Engineering Disasters

Mission Statement

Three Gunsligers save island chain from being enslaved to the night for all time!

Mission Summary

Three Gunslingers embark on a quest to a mystic tropical archipelago to save a world from eternal night. If the Cult of Night successfully claims one of the 5 temples of the Sun and corrupts the Solar Gem with their eldritch ick, then the Sun Fish will never rise again.

Pickle the Kid, a were-cucumber sherif, Preston, a John Woo jumping badass, and Shady, an Eldritch haunted PI, arrive at an underwater temple just as a gaint Mecha Lobster smashes its way in, disgorging a horde of gremlins! With slime bullets, grappling hooks, and one-liners so cheesy and stupid thst it stops who platoons in their tracks, they manage to disable and blow up the mechanoid crustacean.

It was a feint! Central temple was attacked while the interplanar soldiers of fortune were busy! They fly to the temple. Shady has a great (or greatly foolish) idea. With his EXPERTISE in the Eldritch, he uses some magic to make him appear as if he swallowed the Solar Gem, and is ready to sacrifice himself to the Eldritch Entities. Even as they take him for certain death, Preston and Pickle battle a giant Armored gremlin, slowly breaking it apart before making it smash itself into a convicted wall. Pickles molluscy body is greatly damaged in the struggle.

Brought before the dark priest, Shady suddenly attacks, and while he doesn't destroy the priest, a critical geegaw is shattered! Then Shady declares himself the new high priest, complete with a creepy voice, giving Pickle and Preston time to rain bullets of DEATH on the Priest, ending the war of Day and Night...for now.

Characters

  • Pickle the Kid unregistered
  • Preston unregistered