Koko "The fang"'s Missions

we split up after the race started Calum robbed some dude off his car while Koko just got her own ride. they quickly rode into the smoke and were summoned to hell. running on lights Koko used her radio to tap into the frequencies of the racers and announcer. Calum finding trashed cars from crashes but no people. Koko eventually found the three racers after knocking a guy off which ended up where Calum did. after talking with they guy Calum tried helping him turn over his car when an oni head started eating the track. Koko did a few cool moves on her car flipping and pimping out her ride to have rocket boosters knocking one of them off and then ricing after the two. The guy that she knocked off came back in blue flames grabbing on to the car and climbing on, Koko pimped out her rocket boosters to turn them in firehose blasters and super soaked this guy off her ride. Calum and the other guy just florred it to get away from the oni head and Calum used his fire brand to shatter the road and make the oni fall into the void of hell. after a bit the race was finished and Koko was in third taking in the glory of smoking one of them from the top three. the remaining 2 just rode off leaving the town alone because the effort was not worth it.

The agents, Koko the Hotshot and Sir William the Charlatan, arrived in a plaza at the heart of the Devota's settlement. Most of them were silently praying, staring up off towards a triangular prism in the sky. The agents approached the elder leading the ceremony. He gave them a glass piece cut in the shape of a triangular crystal and dabbed some hot sauce onto it. Through some tricky nonverbal negotiation, he gestured towards himself and pointed towards a temple in the distance. He then gestured towards the hot sauce and pointed towards an abandoned factory. William ordered in some spice products of his own to distribute and Koko conjured a dune buggy. They drove towards the temple.

There they found some elders mourning. William approached the main elder, who told them through gesture the history of the Devota (in less detail than I show here but bear with me):

Most of the Devota have forgotten that their religion is a defense mechanism. A couple centuries ago, a high-tech asshole named Chaz came flying in on a crystal ship and killed a whole swath of the Devota. He would punish them for speaking out of turn, and demanded that they pray to him, as his crystal ran on the emotional devotion of servants. In an effort to preserve what was left of their people, the remaining Devota acquiesced, building a tradition of silent devotion and abandoning their hot sauce production. (Chaz meanwhile would leech eternal life and watch TV in his crystal all day) Centuries later, only the eldest remembered this history. One secret the elders held is that their hot sauce is actually able to break through the crystal, they just have no means to get it up there. They carried on this knowledge in their greeting ritual: rubbing a dab of hot sauce on glass facsimile crystals and present it to those they meet in hopes that one day, someone will be able to break through

It turned out that combining William's mixture with the hot sauce made it even more potent for cutting through! This was tested on a shard from the large crystal that the elder had stowed away. With this knowledge, the agents departed for the factory.

Arriving there, they found it in shambles, but there was still a giant container of the hot sauce. Combining Hit the Road and Suspicious Crate in a game of energywork patty-cake, the two joint-summoned a large firefighting helicopter. They loaded it up with hot sauce and flew to dump it on the diamond.

Inside they found Chaz the asshole. He was a wimpy horrible little man and Koko threw him off the side of the crystal. He died.

Back on the ground, the Devota were convening, shocked at their "God's" defeat. The first to spoke was the elder, who told his people of their history that they'd forgotten. Slowly, they all gained the courage to speak again.

Badges pinged.

The agents, Koko the Hotshot, Tel the Postman and Belatrix the Braniac arrived on the outskirts of the town. They could see the signs of destruction that Banjo had already left in his wake. They did some investigating and found out that their clients were as follows: Clean Robert- a neat freak hermit who lived in the sea, Captain Scobie II- a self-proclaimed detective seeking to expose the ruse behind Banjo, and Antonio Alto- the leader of the mob that has a large amount of influence around this area.

Koko drives the agents down to the beach, performing some crazy stunts to navigate through the traffic trying to escape the havoc. There Belatrix rigs a drone to deliver one of the muffins in a sealed container to Clean Robert, who lives in a pineapple air freshener under the sea with many sponges. Unfortunately, this caught the attention of Banjo, who came galavanting in with banjo music blaring from his collar! Tel recognized him from the times that he himself had delivered packages to the Vice Archdiety of the Enclave. Combined with the distraction of Koko turning her car into a chew toy, Tel was able to navigate climbing the dog and activate the collar to emergency ping Banjo out. Unfortunately this was on a delay.

The agents commandeered the van of Captain Scobie, gave him his muffin and made their way to the mob compound. Stern words to the mob guards from Koko allowed Tel and Belatrix to sneak in. Belatrix shot off a bomb and Tel snuck into Antonio Alto's mansion. He gave Tel his muffin and Belatrix ended up fixing the muffin factory he owned as well as the local hospital.

Badges Pinged

Ran around and road around avoiding the dog and delivering things to people. Koko cursed out the boys and Antonio.